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Sweet Carolina23 Where does this Carolina defense rank as opposed to last season? Seems to me they’re so much worse than last year. They have to be at the bottom of all categories.close
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And You Lived In Afghanistan For How Long? Asks Suspicious Agent Questioning Returning Soldier At Customs
'And You Lived In Afghanistan For How Long?' Asks Suspicious Agent Questioning Returning Soldier At Customs
BOSTONaEUR"Appearing suspicious as she asked how long the soldier had lived in the Central Asian country, U.S. airport customs officer Michele Cox extensively questioned Army Staff Sgt. Joey Tatum upon the serviceman's return from Afghanistan, sources confirmed Friday. "So, Mr. Tatum, your passport shows you've traveled quite a bit between the United States and Kabul over the yearsaEUR"what was the purpose of all that, exactly?aEUR said Cox, who went on to ask the 37-year
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