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Sweet Carolina23 Where does this Carolina defense rank as opposed to last season? Seems to me they’re so much worse than last year. They have to be at the bottom of all categories.close
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Pool Owner Has Bathing Suit That Touched His Penis You Can Borrow
Pool Owner Has Bathing Suit That Touched His Penis You Can Borrow - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
CHERRY HILL, NJ—Upon learning that you cannot go swimming with everyone else because you left your bathing suit at home, local pool owner Gary McGill, 41, offered to loan you some swim trunks that have touched his penis countless times...
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Woman Who Doesnt Use Facebook Completely Out Of Touch With Friends Prejudices
Woman Who Doesn't Use Facebook Completely Out Of Touch With Friends' Prejudices - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
SACRAMENTO, CAaEUR"Admitting that her lack of a Facebook account often leaves her feeling disconnected, local woman Laura Starling confirmed Wednesday that she's entirely out of touch with her friends' prejudices.
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National Weather Service Releases Composite Sketch Of Tornado It Believes Ravaged Midwest
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